I've seen better acting in a porno.


Can I have a slice of your doody?

Steve Barker

[to Lynn in cafeteria] Can I have a hug?

Steve Barker

You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!


Thomas: Should I wear my top up ...
[lifts top up]
Thomas: ... or down?
[pulls top down]
Thomas: Or up!
[pulls top up again]
Thomas: Or possibly... tucked in?
[tucks in top]

Smooth move, Ajax.


SCRATCH! SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratch my C-D!


Lynn Sheridan: [to David] Go away, asshole!
Billy: [laughs] Lynn said A hole with S's!

Give Mr. Steve a Stavi goodbye.


Glen: Hi I'm Glen. Guess how many fingers I have?
Gary: Ten.
Glen: No. I have eight and two thumbs.

Glen: I work at Burger King.
Gary: You want fries with that.

I would definitely bring protection.


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