Favorite Comedy Quotes
Earl Bassett: [digging out the dead graboid] There's no way Walter Chang's getting his slick mitts on this for no 15 bucks.
Valentine McKee: You got that right!
Chuck Levine: What do you got?
Larry Valentine: Maxi Pads.
Chuck Levine: What, do we have vaginas now? Put it back!
The only thing I'm doing with my eyes is putting a bag over your head, you toothless moron!Chuck Levine
Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.Cher
Cher: Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances.
Christian: I can see why.
Hey man, protective vibe, I dig.Christian
Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.Cher
He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?Cher
Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.Cher
Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.
Amber: Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked.
Cher: No, I believe that's your designer imposter perfume.
Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him.