I think Eskimos are smug.

Chuck

If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish.

Marlin

Sister Encarnación: Ignacio, I have been looking all over for you, where have you been?
Nacho: I have been here. I have been sleeping.
Sister Encarnación: In a frilly shirt and slacks?
Nacho: They are my PJ's

I'm not listening to you. You’re crazy.

Nacho

I'm throwing seven different kinds of smoke!

Dupree

Sally Albright: Is Harry bringing anybody to the wedding?
Marie: I don't think so.
Sally Albright: Is he seeing anybody?
Marie: He was seeing this anthropologist, but...
Sally Albright: What's she look like?
Marie: Thin. Pretty. Big tits. Your basic nightmare.

[to the Heavens] Is it too much to ask for a LITTLE PRECIPITATION?

Evan Baxter

Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.

Mugatu

Let's make this reunion our bitch!

Steve Stifler

My life is good. Real good.

Nacho

She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.

Austin Powers

Bruce: So, what's a couple of bites like you doing out so late?
Marlin: Nothing, we're not doing anything, we're not even out.
Bruce: Great! Then how would you little morsels like to come to a little - a little get-together I'm having?
Dory: You mean like a party?
Bruce: Yeah, that's it, a party! What do you say?
Dory: Oh, I love parties! That sounds like fun.

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