Favorite Comedy Quotes
Fuck off with your D&D GoBot bullshit.Randal Graves
What'd you do that for? You realize he just thinks you're trying to get him into a threeway with us now, don't you?Dante Hicks
May your first child be a masculine child!Randal Graves
I got to rent movies, fuck with assholes, and hang out with my best friend, Dante.Randal Graves
[Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head] I come in peace.Elliot
The woods is no place for a bear!Boog
Elliot: Trust me, you know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck, what do you call that?
Boog: Ahhh a loser! But check this out... behold the mighty grizzly... i look like a bear, i talk like a bear but i can't fish, i can't climb a tree, i can't even go in the woods
Elliot: Thats nothing! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers
Elliot: I have a glass eye
Boog: I can't snap
Elliot: I thought log was a colour
Boog: I can't see my feet!
Elliot: I killed a man!
Elliot: Lesson number 1: The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.
How many other animals are in on the conspiracy? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!Shaw
Boog? What's that short for? Booger?Ian
Beaver #1: What you get for lunch?
Beaver #2: Wood. What you get?
Beaver #1: Wood. Wanna trade?
Reilly: It's a pet! He'll give us away!
Mr. Weenie: I've been living a lie!
[Tears off his sweater]
Mr. Weenie: Take me with you!