Ian: Herd, circle formation!
[the other deer surround Boog]
Ian: That's an oval, idiots! More... circular.

Boog: [Helium voice] Hello, idiot.
Elliot: [Helium voice] That's Elliot.

All right, fish. Give it up for Boog!

Boog

Boog: We've been walking around in circles?
Elliot: Cir-cle. One time around.

Elliot: I get it. You're like a pet.
Boog: I'm nobody's pet!
Elliot: [Holding up a water dish that reads "Boog"] Right.

It walks... like a man!

Shaw

Elliot: [when Boog asks where are the toilets in the forest] Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.
Boog: A bush? Are you serious?
Elliot: Go on. Its just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it.

Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree / He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee.

Elliot

Boog: Yeah, we'll need your nuts!
Elliot: And your acorns, too!

Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck. I'm a DUCK!

Elliot

Why don't we get you out those wet clothes, and into a dry martini.

Barry Badrinath

[upon waking up after the first night of training, next to a deer he killed with his teet] Oh no, not again!

Barry Badrinath

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