Favorite Comedy Quotes
Oh that's rich! I've got a cowboy on one side and an Indian on the other! It's like the wild west!Steve "Fink" Finklestein
Let's get sour on some Krauts!Gil
Hammacher: We are gonna wipe our schwanz on you.
Jan Wolfhouse: Bring it on meine bitch.
I don't believe in God, I believe in science.Esqueleto
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: Wrestling is ungodly Ignacio. People cheer for him... and he is a false idol.
Nacho: Those eggs were a lie, Esqueleto. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! The give me no nutrients!
Nacho: I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!
Nacho: It sucks to be me right now!
Esqueleto: How come?
Nacho: How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.
Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!
Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?Nacho
See that guy over there? That is Senior Ramon, he owns all the big arenas. We need to show him that we mean business. That we are ready for the 'big leagues'.Nacho
Nacho: These are my recreation clothes.
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you.
Nacho: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?
Esqueleto: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this.
Nacho: But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on!