Favorite Comedy Quotes
Lewis: Why would his motto be "Keep moving forward?"
Wilbur: It's what he does.
Lewis: What does that mean?
Wilbur: That is an excellent question.
Franny: Wilbur, what have you done? How could you bring HIM here?
Wilbur: That... is an excellent question.
Mom and Dad are gonna kill me! And I'm gonna tell you this, it will not be done with mercy!Wilbur
Lewis: Goob, I had no idea!
Bowler Hat Guy: Shut up! And don't call me "Goob"! How many evil villians do you know that can pull off a name like "Goob"? Bleh!
Lewis: Look, I'm sorry your life turned out so bad. But don't blame me you messed it up yourself. You just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to do was... let go of the past and keep moving forward...
Bowler Hat Guy: Hmm, let's see... take responsiblity for my own life or blame you? Dingdingdingdingding! Blame you wins hands down!
If my parents figured out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave!Wilbur
Dude... I cannot take you seriously in that hat...Wilbur
Little Doris now sleeps with the fishes.Bowler Hat Guy
[to Lewis] I'm not allowed to look at the time machine, let alone drive it!Wilbur
Lewis: Wait, what does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur: ...Tom Selleck.
Can Marion be a boy's name?Bowler Hat Guy
All right, Lewis, knock em' dead. That was a figure of speech. Please don't kill anyone.Mr. Willerstein
Mildred: Poor Mr. Herrington.
Lewis: I KILLED HIM?