Favorite Comedy Quotes
Go to sleep! Why won't you just go to sleep!
Droz
You're an idiot, don't you ever make me wait outside the door again!
Rand
Droz: Hi, is Sam in there?
Womynist #1: "In there" ... What the hell's that supposed to mean?
Womynist #2: Yeah, cock-man-oppressor!
Droz: Why, thank you. Could you just tell her that Mr. Pokey stopped by.
Well, you call those useless, yerk toting, frisbee chucking cheeba monkeys and you tell them you're gonna be an hour late.
Droz
Droz: Frog And Toad Are Friends, that's with the guy from The Clash, right?
Gutter: [confused] The...
Droz: The Clash. I don't know if you're aware of this, Gutter, but there actually was music recorded before 1989.
Pins and needles!
Pigman
Samantha: [at party] Hey, not bad, The Naked Guy showed.
Droz: All right, The Naked Guy! Now it's a party!
Womynist #2: You dated a white male?
Samantha: I was a freshman.
Womynist #1: Fresh-person, please!
Womynist #1: Fine Sam. Why don't we forget about fighting the phalacracy for a while and go have a good time.
Samantha: Exactly.
"A Bridge Too Far." Caine and Hackman in the same movie. This is my thesis man! This is my closing argument! I CAN STOP WATCHING TV!
Pigman
Stop the penis party!
Womynist
Miranda: Ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you?
Fletcher: I've had better.
