Favorite Comedy Quotes
Wow, If he's here, who's running hell?Van Wilder
Van Wilder: Well just take a look at this... ya... doodles... I attend class today just about stayed the whole time too!
Gwen: I'm glad you went to all your classes today.
Van Wilder: And a few that weren't mine, I stepped in the wrong room, liked what I heard... stayed.
Gwen: That's great!
Richard: Mr. Wilder here is quite the collegian. He's in his, what? sixth year?
Van Wilder: Actually, its lucky number seven.
Gwen: Well I think it takes a lot more then the kind of underwear one wears to define them as a person.
[Van looks shocked]
Van Wilder: Like what?
Well, you haven't lived until you've shot-putted blitzed on Jager!"Van Wilder
I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake!Van Wilder
Gwen, good of you to come. Now take off your clothes. It is the naked mile run.Van Wilder
Is that all you people think about? Getting fucked up?Taj
Is that all you people think about? Now, I admit I applied for this job because I wanted to cut loose and shake my romp, but I belive that this dilema cannot be solved by partying.Taj
You have shown me a live I could only dream about back home by masturbating in my father's woodshed.Taj
All this time I thought I was more to you than a flaccid story.Van Wilder
Dinner for two. Clothing optional.Van Wilder