Wow, If he's here, who's running hell?

Van Wilder

Van Wilder: Well just take a look at this... ya... doodles... I attend class today just about stayed the whole time too!
Gwen: I'm glad you went to all your classes today.
Van Wilder: And a few that weren't mine, I stepped in the wrong room, liked what I heard... stayed.
Gwen: That's great!

Richard: Mr. Wilder here is quite the collegian. He's in his, what? sixth year?
Van Wilder: Actually, its lucky number seven.

Gwen: Well I think it takes a lot more then the kind of underwear one wears to define them as a person.
[Van looks shocked]
Van Wilder: Like what?

Well, you haven't lived until you've shot-putted blitzed on Jager!"

Van Wilder

I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake!

Van Wilder

Gwen, good of you to come. Now take off your clothes. It is the naked mile run.

Van Wilder

Is that all you people think about? Getting fucked up?

Taj

Is that all you people think about? Now, I admit I applied for this job because I wanted to cut loose and shake my romp, but I belive that this dilema cannot be solved by partying.

Taj

You have shown me a live I could only dream about back home by masturbating in my father's woodshed.

Taj

All this time I thought I was more to you than a flaccid story.

Van Wilder

Dinner for two. Clothing optional.

Van Wilder

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