Favorite Comedy Quotes
Feng: "Ping pong or how the Chinese say: ping pong
Don't be so hard on yourself, you got mad skills.Randy Daytona
Randy Daytona: You got me swatting flies now?
Master Wong: Not hit flies. You hit bees!
Meeting with sinister types much? A not too much, a much too much.Ace
The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.Ace
Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!Ace
Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.
Guano bowls! Collect the whole set...Ace
Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about?
Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course.
Ace: Corpus Kilochiroptera?
Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives... Shikaka.
Ace: Shikaka... Shikaka! Shikasha! Ohhh! Shishkabab. Shawshank Redemption. ShicaaaaGO! You're outta there! Go on, I gotcha, you're out.
Ace: OK, all looks good, you know, you never really know until you check things out yourself.
Fulton Greenwall: Well, aren't you going to go investigate?
Ace: ITS DARK IN THERE... I MIGHT FALL INTO A PRECIPICE!
Of course. How sssselfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do.Ace
Vincent Cadby: [Ace moans and howls upon entering a room sporting numerous stuffed animal heads] Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?
Ace: Of course not. This is a lovely room of death.