Favorite Comedy Quotes
Those men and that muff-diver believe in you.Patches O'Houlihan
From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm gonna get you laid.Jay
Brad Hamilton: Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.
Jeff Spicoli: Well, something must have happened to them.
I'm gettin' too fat for this s***.Larry
Ooh, a Mini-Doris! I didn't know you could do that!Bowler Hat Guy
Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice? You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Larry Johnson: Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.
[rips off ticket and hands it to man]
Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)
I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.Buddy
Why did G-Girl throw a shark at us?Hannah Lewis
Hey... check this out! I found the ass end!Valentine McKee
Marlin: What did it say? What did the mask say?
Dory: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
We know what you're up to man.Dr. Gonzo
Quentin Hapsburg: Any final requests, Lieutenant?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Er, yes... Can I have the gun?
Quentin Hapsburg: Ohh no! I'm not going to fall for that one!