Favorite Comedy Quotes
One more time, sweetness.Ernie McCracken
The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.Roy
Some corn stalks were broken and I tried to fix them.Ishmael
You have smoked yourself retarded.Thurgood Jenkins
I got some bootie! I got some bootie! It was good, too.Thurgood Jenkins
I love weed. LOVE IT. Probably always will! But not as much as I love pussy! The end.Thurgood Jenkins
Thurgood Jenkins: Oh my goodness! Now that is a titty! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
Brian: Bully! That's a certified fully!
You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!Kenny
Squirrel Master: Back up Nasty Nate, this my bitch!
Nasty Nate: Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT!
Kenny: Here take it! I'm somebody's bitch!
No. NO. NO! Devil man! Devil 6-6-6, the mark of the beast! No! Naughty! Naughty jungle of love!Kenny
Guy on the Couch: Hey, is it January?
Thurgood Jenkins: No, it's August.
Guy on the Couch: Really?
Brian: Lady, seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you five.
Record Store Customer: Ugh-huh, he autographed it himself.
Brian: All right, I'll give you four.