Phil: So, did you sleep okay without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you?
Rita: You're incredible.
Phil: Who told you?

Rita: Why would anybody want to steal a groundhog?
Larry: I can think of a couple of reasons... the pervert.

Can I have another one of these with some booze in it?

Phil

Phil: Can I be serious with you with you for a minute?
Rita: I don't know. Can you?

Phil: Can I talk to you about a matter that is not work-related?
Rita: You never talk about work.

Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could let Ralph drive.

Gus

Phil: It's the same things your whole life. "Clean up your room." "Stand up straight." "Pick up your feet." "Take it like a man." "Be nice to your sister." "Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah, "Don't drive on the railroad track."
Gus: Eh, Phil. That's one I happen to agree with.

There is no way this winter is ever going to end as long as that groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any way out of it. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.

Phil

Piano Teacher: Not bad... Mr. Connors, you say this is your first lesson?
Phil: Yes, but my father was a piano MOVER, so...

Rita: Have you ever had déjà-vu?
Phil: Didn't you just ask me that?

Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you keep open a line for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency.

Phil

Ned, I would love to stay here and talk with you... but I'm not going to.

Phil

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