Favorite Comedy Quotes
I can't even get my cat to use the litter box.Rita
Mother of God, there I am! Holy fuck...Raoul Duke
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.Walter Sobchak
I hurt the flower.Russell Hammond
I think Eskimos are smug.Chuck
Bruce: Anchor! Chum!
Anchor: There you are, Bruce. Finally!
Bruce: We've got company.
Anchor: Well, it's about time, mate!
Chum: We've already gone through the snacks, and we're still starving!
Anchor: We almost had us a feeding frenzy.
Chum: Come on, let's get this over with.
Sit yo sexy ass down, so you can watch yourself die!Matheson
Samantha Jones: I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box.
Carrie Bradshaw: We get it! You like to color...
Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?Trent
In my country, a woman's mastery of her gastronomical releases is considered the ultimate aphrodisiac!Taj
What's your name, Fruit Head?Grandpa Bud
I know, right?Regina