I can't even get my cat to use the litter box.


Mother of God, there I am! Holy fuck...

Raoul Duke

Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.

Walter Sobchak

I hurt the flower.

Russell Hammond

I think Eskimos are smug.


Bruce: Anchor! Chum!
Anchor: There you are, Bruce. Finally!
Bruce: We've got company.
Anchor: Well, it's about time, mate!
Chum: We've already gone through the snacks, and we're still starving!
Anchor: We almost had us a feeding frenzy.
Chum: Come on, let's get this over with.

Sit yo sexy ass down, so you can watch yourself die!


Samantha Jones: I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box.
Carrie Bradshaw: We get it! You like to color...

Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?


In my country, a woman's mastery of her gastronomical releases is considered the ultimate aphrodisiac!


What's your name, Fruit Head?

Grandpa Bud

I know, right?


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