Favorite Comedy Quotes
Herman Blume: She's my Rushmore.
Max Fischer: I know. She was mine too.
Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater.Lou Brown
That's right, Dude, they peed on your fucking rug.Walter Sobchak
He's a caca-poopookid
It is of no consequence to me.King Jaffe Joffer
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
That was the most incredible experience of my life! And now, to find my family, save my town, and drop ten pounds!Homer Simpson
I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn't even know there was a war. We lived at the back, near Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling... yoodle le he hoo! Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, Yodelay, Yodelay, Yodelay-WHO ARE YOU!?!Franz Liebkind
Tony: You'll come back a broken man.
Colin: Yeah, back broken from too much sex.
[Killer whales are menacing the adelies and Mumble perched on a buoy]
RamÃ³n: They're making us appetizers!
NÃ©stor: They're appe-teasing us! Ha, ha, ha! Oh, we're gonna die.
Ben: Yeah, she's great. Definitely the best girlfriend I've had. The sex was...
Ryan: Okay, Mr. Wrightman, I gotta bat.
You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!Kenny