Favorite Comedy Quotes
I would stay asleep my whole life, if I could dream myself into a company of players.Viola de Lesseps
Good morning, my lord. I see you are open for business - so let's to church.Viola De Lesseps
I love you, Will, beyond poetry.Viola De Lesseps
Let us have pirates, clowns, and a happy ending, or we shall send you back to Stratford to your wife!Philip Henslowe
You see - comedy. Love, and a bit with a dog. That's what they want.Philip Henslowe
No... not the artful postures of love, but love that overthrows life. Unbiddable, ungovernable, like a riot in the heart, and nothing to be done, come ruin or rapture. Love like there has never been in a play. I will have love or I will end my days as a...Viola De Lesseps
William Shakespeare: Can you love a fool?
Viola De Lesseps: Can you love a player?
William Shakespeare: Follow that boat!
First Boatman: Right you are, guv'nor!... I know your face. Are you an actor?
William Shakespeare: [oh God, here we go again] Yes.
First Boatman: Yes, I've seen you in something. That one about a king.
William Shakespeare: Really?
First Boatman: I had that Christopher Marlowe in my boat once.
Nurse, as I love you and you love me, you will bind my breast and buy me a boy's wig.Viola de Lesseps
Viola De Lesseps: I have never undressed a man before.
William Shakespeare: It is strange to me, too.
Viola De Lesseps: You have never spoken so well of him before
William Shakespeare: He was not dead before.
Otter: He can't do that do that to our pledges.
Boon: Only we can do that to our pledges.