Favorite Comedy Quotes
Gaer Grimsrud: Where is Pancake's House?
Carl Showalter: What?
Gaer Grimsrud: We stop at Pancake's House.
Morty: [standing at Ted's, Michael's dad's, grave] He was a good man. I'm sorry, Michael. I didn't want to take him.
Michael Newman: What?
Morty: Michael, I'm an angel.
Michael Newman: I thought angels were supposed to protect people.
Morty: I'm the Angel of Death.
Oh no, no! This better not be some kind of joke!MacGruber
I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!Julie
Phil: Can I be serious with you with you for a minute?
Rita: I don't know. Can you?
Dewey Cox: Thank you, Elvis Presley!
Elvis Presley: [mumbles somthing incoherently and indecipherable, then leaves]
Dewey Cox: What the fuck was he talking about?
Bostun Webels, experience the heat. Buston Webels, catch the magik. Buston Webels, catch... who wites this?Joe Kingman
Austin Powers: You're insane, Goldmember.
Goldmember: And THAT'S the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it!
[mutters] KC and the Sunshine Band.
Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.John Winger
Eugene Kalb: My son-in-law says I'm a dinosaur.
Dan Foreman: Hey, don't knock the dinosaurs. They ruled the earth for millions of years. They must've been going something right.
[as they approach the "lake" by the "cabin"]
Debbie Dingman: Under no circumstances is that a lake.
Tim Dingman: Maybe there's a tide?
Mel: What the hell is that?
Cher: A dress.
Mel: Says who?
Cher: Calvin Klein.