Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher.

Aldous Snow

It's freedom, baby, yeah!

Austin Powers

Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.

John Winger

Carter: No disrespect, sir, but he's only gonna get in my way. If I'm gonna handle the situation for you, I'm gonna have to work alone.
Agent Russ: Carter, he *is* the situation.

Josh: You look like Pippi Longstocking.
Cher: Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?
Josh: Someone Mel Gibson never played.

Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimatize you to the nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967.
Austin Powers: No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound, baby!

Tom: The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you.

At what point do you say to yourself, "I'm counting on you to be the one, and I have no fall back plan."

Lindsey Meeks

[in unison] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.

Rina, Tina

Hee hee hee. "Get her." That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Very scientific.

Dr. Peter Venkman

Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.

I'll juice ya up.

Chip Douglas

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