Favorite Comedy Quotes
Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher.Aldous Snow
It's freedom, baby, yeah!Austin Powers
Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.John Winger
Carter: No disrespect, sir, but he's only gonna get in my way. If I'm gonna handle the situation for you, I'm gonna have to work alone.
Agent Russ: Carter, he *is* the situation.
Josh: You look like Pippi Longstocking.
Cher: Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?
Josh: Someone Mel Gibson never played.
Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimatize you to the nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967.
Austin Powers: No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound, baby!
Tom: The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you.
At what point do you say to yourself, "I'm counting on you to be the one, and I have no fall back plan."Lindsey Meeks
[in unison] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.Rina, Tina
Hee hee hee. "Get her." That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Very scientific.Dr. Peter Venkman
Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.
I'll juice ya up.Chip Douglas