Favorite Comedy Quotes
Can you please find somebody else to be creepy with?
Jane
King Dingaling.
Mike Lowrey
Charlotte has pudding in her Prada.
Miranda Hobbes
The post-game show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.
Harry Doyle
No milk will ever be our milk.
Veronica Vaughn
Cher: "Second notice on an outstanding ticket." I don't remember getting a first notice.
Mel: The TICKET is the first notice.
Officer: Okay, you're out. On the condition that you never enter your daughter in a beauty pageant in the state of California, ever again. Ever.
Frank: I think we can live with that.
Isaac Davis: Has anybody read that Nazis are gonna march in New Jersey? Y'know, I read this in the newspaper. We should go down there, get some guys together, y'know, get some bricks and baseball bats and really explain things to them.
Party Guest: There is this devastating satirical piece on that on the Op Ed page of the Times, it is devastating.
Isaac Davis: Well, a satirical piece in the Times is one thing, but bricks and baseball bats really gets right to the point.
What's up little tampon?
Noah
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.
Chip Douglas
Jane: I think you should just admit that you're a big softy. That this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded, and mysterious, and sexy.
Kevin: [pause] . Woah, woah, woah. What was the last one?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Did you say sexy?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Do you think I'm sexy?
Jane: No.
Kevin: Its OK if you do.
Jane: I don't.
Let us go get the shit kicked out of us by love.
Sam
