Favorite Comedy Quotes
Matthew: Sorry we're so late. The others are just parking the car, I thought we'd all go with Tom.
Charles: Late? So late?
Matthew: Yeah. It's 9:45.
Matthew: Yep. 45 minutes until "I do."
Scarlett: Isn't she beautiful?
Fiona: Scarlett, you're blind, she looks like a big meringue.
The castle beckons, I think Tom.Gareth
Did anyone else tread in a cowpat? No, thought not.Tom
Another wedding invitation. And a list. Lovely.Charles
Scarlotta! Fabulous dress. The ecclesiastical purple and the pagan orange symbolizing the mystical symbiosis in marriage between the heathen and Christian traditions?Gareth
Charles: There I was, standing there in the church, and for the first time in my whole life I realized I totally and utterly loved one person. And it wasn't the person next to me in the veil. It's the person standing opposite me now... in the rain.
Carrie: Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed.
Charles: We were buying her a wedding dress.
David: Pathetic excuse. Who's she marrying?
Charles: Some total penis.
David: What is it about penises that they get such great wives?
I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to.Russell Hammond
Let's deflower the kid.Polexia Aphrodisia
The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.Lester Bangs
Aw, man. You made friends with them. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.Lester Bangs