Doug Butabi: Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cambi: What?
Doug Butabi: 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!

What are you telling me, that you're, you're, you're gonna leave Emily, is this true? And, and run away with the, the, the winner of the Zelda Fitzgerald emotional maturity award?

Isaac Davis

Royal: Are you trying to steal my woman?
Henry Sherman: I beg your pardon.
Royal: You heard me, Coltrane.
Henry Sherman: Coltrane?
Royal: What?
Henry Sherman: Did you just call me Coltrane?
Royal: No.
Henry Sherman: You didn't?
Royal: No.
Henry Sherman: Okay...

Pitka: I would like to thank the academy. Wow, these things are heavy... yeah.
Coach Cherkov: Put me down, Jackass!

Viola De Lesseps: Master Shakespeare?
William Shakespeare: The same, alas.
Viola De Lesseps: Oh, but why "alas"?
William Shakespeare: A lowly player.
Viola De Lesseps: Alas indeed, for I thought you the highest poet of my esteem and writer of plays that capture my heart.
William Shakespeare: Oh - I am him too!

Norm: The place is surging with girls.
John: Please, sir, sir, can I have one to surge me, sir, please, sir?
Norm: No, you can't!

I am gonna get me some rat!


[to Val] Well, thanks for everything, you know, saving my life and stuff.

Rhonda LeBeck

Bart: Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.
Greenie: You gettin' a dog?

Angie Ostrowiski: Is that what you're wearing?
Kate Holbrook: We *are* going to a nightclub.

Royal: What the hell kind of way to act is that?
Richie: He's on drugs.

I feel like we're in a Noel Coward play. Someone should be making martinis.

Isaac Davis

FREE Movie Newsletter