Favorite Comedy Quotes
Ha ha ha, WIPE OUT!Big Z
[about calling Lana] It's what you want. It's what every white boy off the lake wants.Jackie
That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.Jay
Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.J.D.
Is that... is that hair gel?Mary
I smell something weird down here. Smells like ya'll been hitting the Devil's lettuce.Martin
Terry Benedict: Think he's gonna fall for this?
Danny Ocean: You did. You ready?
Terry Benedict: I was born ready.
Danny Ocean: [rolls his eyes]
Josh: You know maybe Marky Mark wants to use his popularity for a good cause, make a contribution. In case you've never heard of that, a contribution is...
Cher: Excuse me, but I have donated many expensive Italian outfits to Lucy, and as soon I get my license, I fully intend to brake for animals, and I have contributed many hours to helping two lonely teachers find romance.
Josh: Which I'll bet serves your interests more than theirs. You know, If I ever saw you do anything that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock.
Cher: Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.
I didn't stay in college for nine years just to go back to my trailer in Idaho!Carrie Mae
A turkey stuffed inside a pizza, the whole thing deep-fried and dipped in chocolate.Mayor Shelbourne
Stop fighting it, Cody! Just let go!Lani Aliikai