Favorite Comedy Quotes
Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!
You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it.Benjamin
[on sheets of poster board]
Mark: [on sheets of poster board] With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls.
[shows pictures of beautiful supermodels]
Mark: But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this
[picture of a mummy]
Mark: Merry Christmas
Has anyone seen my bigger knife?Ted Jones
The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant.Fletcher
Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then?
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack Sparrow: [turns to Gibbs] I like it. Simple, easy to remember
Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying.
You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't of slept with that guy?' We could be that mistake!Seth
Karen: I'm sick.
Regina: Boo, you whore.
You cannot let him near the chest, man, trust me on this. You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me.Jack Sparrow
Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game.Costa
You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus.Raoul Duke