Favorite Comedy Quotes
Badger: In summation, I think you just got to not do it, man. That's all.
Mr. Fox: I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.
Badger: The cuss you are.
Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?
Badger: No, you cussing with me?
Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me!
Badger: If you're gonna cuss, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!
Badger: You're not gonna cuss with me!
[Both start snarling at each other, and then settle down]
Mr. Fox: Just buy the tree.
[last lines, as the fish have managed to roll into the ocean in their plastic bags]
Bloat: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Gill: We did it!
Bloat: Now what?
Dudley Frank: I got a tat.
Doug Madsen: Hell just froze over.
Woody Stevens: Let's see it!
Dudley Frank: I'm a biker dude! -Shows tattoo of Apple logo
Woody Stevens: It's an Apple.
Dudley Frank: I know, it's trademarked, but what are they gonna say... It's in my skin, bitch!
Ty Webb: Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.
Danny Noonan: It's hard when you're talking like that.
Hookers... they always know somethin'.Stephanie Plum
Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?Economics Teacher
I am ready to parrrtyyy.Annie
John Beckwith: Get up, you're making us look like pussies.
Jeremy Grey: If I had any air in my lungs I'd scream at you.
I tea-bagged your drum set!Brennan Huff
"All right, I write Stargate fan fiction, so I think I'm know what I'm talkin' about right now."Jacob
The post-game show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.Harry Doyle
Edward: A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!
Willy: That's actually the sewer line.