Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No you're not wrong.
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.
Walter Sobchak: All right then.

Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!

Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying.

[to Yuri] An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a fucking drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.

Harry

Couscous - the food so nice they named it twice.

Dale Denton

Danny Butterman: Do you want anything from the shop?
Nicholas Angel: Cornetto

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.

Sid Garner

Darla: I'm a piranha! They're in the Amazon!
Dentist: And a piranha is a fish, just like your present!

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

Gretchen

Mr. Chow: Did you die?
Phil: No, but i was shot.
Mr. Chow: But did you die?

Elwood: Shit.
Jake: What?
Elwood: Rollers...
Jake: No.
Elwood: Yeah.
Jake: Shit.

I don't want to waste another moment of my life without you in it.

Andrew Largeman

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