Hell to the yeah!


He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms.

Kimmy Wallace

"Band of Brothers" ... you should rent it sometime.


Marissa: Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.
Frank: My birthday? What do you mean?
Marissa: Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank?
Frank: Damn it. I'm such an idiot.

David Seville: Nicely done, Theodore.
[reading the letter]
David Seville: To Dav... let's see it says Merry Christmas, love Theodore. and i'ts got a nice picture of uh... some pineapples?
Theodore: Those aren't pinapples, that's our family!

Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.

Walter Sobchak

Let's make this reunion our bitch!

Steve Stifler

Marlin: Hey. Guess what?
Nemo: What?
Marlin: Sea turtles? I met one, and he was 150 years old.
Nemo: A hundred and fifty?
Marlin: Yup.
Nemo: Oh. 'Cause Sandy Plankton said that they only live to be a hundred.
Marlin: Sandy Plankton? You think I would travel the whole ocean and not know as much as Sandy Plankton? He was a 150, not a hundred.

Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.


[repeated line] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Inigo Montoya

Excuse me? Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?

Mrs. Fox

[Russell grabs phone from William] Hey, mom! Its Russell Hammond. I play guitar in Stillwater. Hey, how does it feel to be the mother of the greatest rock journalist we've met? Hello? Hello? Look, you've got a really great kid here. There's nothing to worry about. We're taking good care of him, and you should come to the show sometime - join the circus...

Russell Hammond

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