Olive: Do you think there's a Heaven?
Frank: Well, it's hard to say, Olive. I don't think anyone knows for sure.
Olive: I know, but what do you think?
Frank: Well... um... uh...
Olive: I think there is.
Frank: Think I'll get in?
Olive: Yeah.
Frank: Promise?
Olive: Yeah.

Be her Daddy!

Steve Stifler

Marlin: I can't afford any more delays and you're one of those fish that causes delays. Sometimes it's a good thing. There's a whole group of fish. They're delay fish.
Dory: You mean... You mean you don't like me?
Marlin: No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.

No milk will ever be our milk.

Veronica Vaughn

I'm in a rut, we're in a rut. Let's shape things up. I have an idea, let's get married! I don't have a ring...


I am never satisfied... it is a curse!


You wanna fuck on me?

Mr. Chow

They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!


I'm a virgin. I always have been.

Andy Stitzer

License and registration... chicken fucker.


Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.


Marlin: [inside the whale] What's going on?
Dory: I'll ask. Whaaaa...
Marlin: No, no more whale! You can't speak whale!
Dory: Yes I can!
Marlin: No, you can't! You think you can do these things, but you can't, Nemo!

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