Erica Barry: I do like sex!
Harry Sanborn: You certainly do.

Who wants to have a pillow fight?

Michael Newman

Greg Focker: Don't worry about your little covert op, I'll keep it on the low down.
Denny Byrnes: Down low.
Greg Focker: No doubt.

Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!


With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

Raoul Duke

I got you something GREAT at the farmstand.


Your personality gets in the way of your looks. Your very good looks.


WHAT? You went over my helmet?

Dark Helmet

Dana: His name is Oscar.
Peter Venkman: Named after a hot dog, you poor man, you poor, poor man.

Carl Peterson: The insurance adjuster recommended that we sue Dupree.
Molly Peterson: For a mooosehead?

What do you mean, better in bed? Either you do it or you don't.

Linda Barrett

Tigers love pepper.

Alan Garner

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