[during earthquake] FUCK ME!

Ben Stone

I am never satisfied... it is a curse!

Chazz

Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters.

Peter Venkman

Kevin: Jane, can I have $50?
Jane: No.
Kevin: Jane, can I have $50?
Jane: No.
Kevin: [takes hand lovingly] Jane, I REALLY need $50, can i have the $50?
Jane: [hesitant] ... No?
Kevin: [laughing] See? That was good!
[grabs Jane's drink]
Kevin: Jane, can I have your drink?
Jane: Sure.

Ned Freedman: You look like a douche.
Mike O'Donnell: I do not look like a douche.

Mulligan: You better bring a check in case the joint is raided.
Waiter: Who's gonna raid a funeral?
Mulligan: Some people got no respect for the dead.

For once, I would love to see someone on that couch who's under eighty-five!

Max Bialystock

Say "what the fuck" ... If you can't say it, you can't do it.

Miles

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman."

Bob Slydell

Stake-out crook: Watching the place was my first gig.
Detective Sanchez: Oh, so does that make you union?

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

Ted

Mikey: Let's...
Andy: -get out of...
Richard 'Data' Wang: -here!
Stef: Like now!

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