Popular Comedy Quotes
That's C-4, dipshit. Put that back. I said a detonator! I need some dudes who speak American god dammit! He's making a fucking sweater here, I'm tryin' to put tiger bomb on this jungle's nuts.Cody
She's got CANKLES!Mauricio
My time to shine.Pitka
I just fell off a *donkey*!!!Tibby
Heywood: You really knocked the crap out of that one.
Willie Mays Hayes: Oh, I plan to get at least a double out of this. [shows Heywood his black gloves] I bought a hundred of these. One for every base I'm gonna steal. Excuse me while I take my first step toward the Hall of Fame.
Heywood: My ass.
Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy.Charlie
This makes golf look like porn.Tom Dobbs
I know, right?Regina
Let's dance, douche bag!Norah
Be her Daddy!Steve Stifler
Let's shag ass.Royal
Good morning, gentlemen, and welcome to another season of Indians baseball.Rachel Phelps