You have to go where the love is. And the love for me, right now, is in Miami, not Blaine.

Dr. Pearl

Mac MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno MacGuff: It's... it's Paulie Bleeker
[everyone stares]
Juno MacGuff: ... What?
Mac MacGuff: I didn't think he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?

Ted Reilly: Tom, you are a lucky man. Boy, would I like to get some of that.
Richard Hayden: Good lord.
Ted Reilly: Oh, God. No. Richard, you got an edit button on that thing?
Richard Hayden: [backing away] It'll cost you!
Ted Reilly: Come here. Come here, you little prick!

I'm in.

MacGruber
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I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.

Marge Gunderson

Carrie Bradshaw: Women come to New York for the two L's: Labels and Love.

God... let this be it.

Jim

I'm gonna nail Morelli.

Stephanie Plum

Cock it!

Self-Destruct Voice: This ship will self-destruct in ten, nine, eight, six...
Dark Helmet: Six! What happened to seven?
Self-Destruct Voice: I'm just kidding!

[After switching bodies with Donkey] Ye haw.

Puss in Boots
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I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.

Jack Byrnes

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