Popular Comedy Quotes
Bring the noise!Danny Butterman
Fuck this weed is good.Eric
Stay in school!Kelly
Prince Edward: [atop the moving bus, wielding sword] You've met your match, foul beast. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Bus Driver: ARE YOU CRAZY? NOBODY STABS MY BUS!
Your mom kinda freaked me out.Russell Hammond
Jack: Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?
Francis: It'd probably be annoying.
RamÃ³n: You just got to do exactly what I say!
RamÃ³n: Did I say "okay"?
RamÃ³n: No. What did I say?
Mumble: Do exactly what you say.
RamÃ³n: EXACTLY what I say!
My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.Isaac Davis
Osgood: You must be quite a girl.
Daphne: Wanna bet?
They broke my watch!Trooper La Fong
Admiral Benson: Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson is dead. So is Mo Green, Tataglia, Barzini, the heads of all the five families. It is at moments like these, my dear friends, that we must ask ourselves: "How can this not be part of some larger plan?" Do good men like Dead Meat Thompson just blink out one day like a bad bulb? I mean, one minute you're in bed with a knockout gal... or guy, and the next, you're a compost heap. Doesn't that bother any of you? Because it scares the living piss outta me!
Don't say chilling.George Simmons