Vinny Gambini: Mr. Wilbur, how'd you like Ms. Vito's testimony?
George Wilbur: Very impressive.
Vinny Gambini: She's cute too, huh?
George Wilbur: Yes, very.
[laughter]
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Mr. Gambini...
Vinny Gambini: Sorry, Your Honor.

Dinner for two. Clothing optional.

Van Wilder

Marlin: You know what? I was right. We'll start school in a year or two.
Nemo: No, dad! Just because you're scared of the ocean...
Marlin: Clearly, you're not ready, and you're not coming back until you are.

STOP! Lemme tell something to joo... I know size can be daunting... but don't be afraid... I love you!

Ramón

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your gender direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

French Soldier

Put me in your pocket, Mike.

Tracy Lord

Nick: High five
Jacob: Did you just say, 'high five' instead of high giving?
Lou: High five
Jacob: You don't have the energy for this?
Nick: High five

Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational.

Announcer

Dr. Evil: Son, wouldn't you like to see what daddy does for a living?
Scott Evil: Blow me.
Dr. Evil: What?
Scott Evil: Show me.

A ruby? What am I? A Kardashian?

Megan Fox

I let the wedding get bigger than Big!

Carrie Bradshaw

Dr. Beeper: I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.
Ty Webb: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.

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