Popular Comedy Quotes
Write what you want.Russell Hammond
Church laws are fallible because they're created by man.Loki
Get in loser, we're going shopping.Regina
Dr. Evil: The moon unit will be divided into two divisions: Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa.
Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.Bluto
Egon: Venkman, get a stool sample.
Peter Venkman: Business, or personal?
Peter La Fleur: You need some help leaving White?
White Goodman: This doesn't concern you, Lafleur.
Peter La Fleur: Not nearly as much as your hair does, that's for sure, but uh, I believe she asked you to leave.
White Goodman: I get it, you caught the scent of a lesser stag in your nostrils. Pity. I'll let you have your little moment, LaFleur, 'cause after this tournament, your gym, your life - and your gal - are gonna be mine. To be continued.
Justice: Hi, I'm Justice.
Jay: And I'm so fucking yours.
You know, you're the only human being I know who snores when he's awake.Siegfried
Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
Hey man I can be your Doug!Black Doug
You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.Leonard Smalls