May I take your trident, sir?

Arthur

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't of slept with that guy?' We could be that mistake!

Seth

[to Fred] You're not Alec!

Stephen Baldwin

Ich bin Bruno!

Brüno

What's up little tampon?

Noah

Let us go get the shit kicked out of us by love.

Sam

[after the Simpsons' house collapses into the sink hole] They're China's problem now.

Chief Wiggum

Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.

Bruce

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

Michelle

Harry: OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.
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Lloyd: All we need to do is show a little class, a little sophistication, and we're in like a dirty shirt.
Harry: No problem, Lloyd. We can be classy and sophistic... Oh check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chi

Loki: Never let it be said that your anal-retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results.
Bartleby: You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus.
Loki: Outstanding work.

Come on you fiend!

Raoul Duke

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