Popular Comedy Quotes
Don't you guys go anywhere. I plan to put on a hitting display.Willie Mays Hayes
This is my happening and it freaks me out!Austin Powers
Jake: She was a fun ride, no doubt about it, but she is a previously owned vehicle and I'm into that new car smell.
Jessica (as Clive): You asshole!
Jessica (as Clive): Whoever left these towels here is an asshole.
Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude.
The Dude: Thank you, Donny.
Oh God, I'm a dead man.Al
"All I wanted was a breakfast brunch."Stu
I could go over to your mama's and light a small fire in her panties!Drake
Sit yo sexy ass down, so you can watch yourself die!Matheson
Jake: First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!
Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.
Samantha Jones: I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box.
Carrie Bradshaw: We get it! You like to color...
Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?Trent
Prince Akeem: I am Akeem.
Lisa McDowell: It's nice to meet you, Akeem.
Prince Akeem: I have recently been placed in charge of garbage. Do you have any that requires disposal?
Lisa McDowell: No. It's totally empty.
Prince Akeem: When it fills up, call me. I will take it out most urgently.
Lisa McDowell: That's good to know.
Prince Akeem: When you think of garbage, think of Akeem.