Popular Comedy Quotes
RamÃ³n: You know, chica chica, boom boom.
Mumble: You are not interested in chicas?
RamÃ³n: You kdiding? Without us the chicas got no boom
It's like throwing gasoline on a flame.Sir Alexander Dane
T.S. Quint: I was going to propose to her.
T.S. Quint: The Universal Tour.
Brodie: You're kidding. What part?
T.S. Quint: When Jaws popped out of the water.
Brodie: That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
T.S. Quint: Too bad I'm not trying to marry you.
Betsy Heron: Where's Cady?
Chip Heron: She went out.
Betsy Heron: She's grounded.
Chip Heron: Are they not supposed to be let out when they're grounded?
Jack Ryan: 200 Grand is a lot different from a tv set.
Nancy Hayes: Yea... It's way lighter.
Disgruntled Cobbler Elf: Lazy bum! Couldn't even make a clog!
Papa Elf: You can bake cookies in a tree. As you can imagine, it's, uh, dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every elf aspires to. And that is to build toys in Santa's workshop.
Who the hell was eating that turkey ass?Rasputia
Vladimir Wolodarsky: [talking about Jane] I like her hairdo.
PelÃ© dos Santos: Me too, but Steve called her first.
The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.Ace
It's customary to sneak out after communion.Father Brian Finn
Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law.Officer Michaels
Holden: So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight?
Banky Edwards: I dunno. Get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High."
Holden: You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.
Banky Edwards: I got a weird thing for girls who say, "Aboot."