Popular Comedy Quotes
I like big tails and I cannot lie!RamÃ³n
Well, I'm gonna go make a protein shake.Jason
Holy shit, it's a cool Winnebago.Rabbit
Aloha, Mr. Hand.Jeff Spicoli
I never said I was a golden god... did I?Russell Hammond
Please don't ruin my childhoodJoey Naylor
Eli: You never even gave me the time of day till I started getting good reviews.
Margot: Your reviews weren't that good.
Eli: But the sales are.
[slurred] I'm gonna rock your vagina.Carl Halabi
Jim: Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you.
Mongo: Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight.
I'm just lookin' for a little slap and pickle!Barry Badrinath
Olive: Do you eat ice cream?
Miss California: Yes. My favorite is Cherry Chocolate Garcia... except technically I think it's a frozen yogurt.
Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up! Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres. Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the country.President Thomas 'Tug' Benson