I like big tails and I cannot lie!


Well, I'm gonna go make a protein shake.


Holy shit, it's a cool Winnebago.


Aloha, Mr. Hand.

Jeff Spicoli

I never said I was a golden god... did I?

Russell Hammond

Please don't ruin my childhood

Joey Naylor

Eli: You never even gave me the time of day till I started getting good reviews.
Margot: Your reviews weren't that good.
Eli: But the sales are.

[slurred] I'm gonna rock your vagina.

Carl Halabi

Jim: Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you.
Mongo: Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight.

I'm just lookin' for a little slap and pickle!

Barry Badrinath

Olive: Do you eat ice cream?
Miss California: Yes. My favorite is Cherry Chocolate Garcia... except technically I think it's a frozen yogurt.

Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up! Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres. Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the country.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson

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