Worrying about your kids is sanity, and being that sane... can drive you nuts

John Clasky

[yells] Yooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson!

Andy Stitzer

Ty Webb: This your place, Carl?
Carl Spackler: Yeah, whatta ya think?
Ty Webb: It's really... awful.
Carl Spackler: Well, I got a lot of stuff on order. You know... credit trouble.

Shelley: [puts on Natalie's glasses] God, you need to go to the eye doctor!
Natalie: I did. That's where I got my glasses.

I never said I was a golden god... did I?

Russell Hammond

George Stark: You're late!
Albert: For what?
George Stark: Fair enough.

Mya: I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me.
Zeke: Really?
Mya: Really
Zeke: Seriously?
Mya: Yes. No he didn't...
Zeke: Gotcha...

In some countries, my hair is considered currency.

General George Armstrong Custer

Sam: Wow. That's pretty damn random of you there, Andrew. Nice to meet you, can I use you?
Andrew Largeman: No.
Sam: It must be the Hollywood in you.

God bless the Internet.

Finch

I'll drop kick you across the restaurant.

Dan Foreman

Good lord. God protect that poor little stooge.

Oseary Drakoulias

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