Popular Comedy Quotes
I hereby demand the sum... OF ONE ... MILLION ... DOLLARS!Dr. Evil
I swear to God, her name is Sauvingon Blanc. Show her your Chevron card.Ted
We support your war of terror.Borat
Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
That bastard isn't gonna get away with this. I mean, what is going on in this country when a scumsucker like that can get away with sandbagging a doctor of journalism?Raoul Duke
Captain Dickson: We Jump Street, and we 'bout to jump in yo ass.
Schmidt: Right in the crack.
I am totally butt crazy in love with Josh!Cher
Rosemary Cross: Is this fake blood?
Max Fischer: Yes, it is.
[holding the shotgun at his hip, yelling at the target]
Ben: I said get down! You better get on the ground!!
[firing the shotgun sends him flying backwards, landing crumpled up in a bin]
James: Got a little bit of kick to it.
Ben: My stomach in my ass!
James: Oh yeah, you’re ready for the streets.
Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!Henrietta
Son, you got a panty on your head.Hayseed
Yeah! I'm a chicken!'Baby' Brent