I hereby demand the sum... OF ONE ... MILLION ... DOLLARS!

Dr. Evil

I swear to God, her name is Sauvingon Blanc. Show her your Chevron card.

Ted

We support your war of terror.

Borat

Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

That bastard isn't gonna get away with this. I mean, what is going on in this country when a scumsucker like that can get away with sandbagging a doctor of journalism?

Raoul Duke

Captain Dickson: We Jump Street, and we 'bout to jump in yo ass.
Jenko: Mmmm-hmmm.
Schmidt: Right in the crack.

I am totally butt crazy in love with Josh!

Cher

Rosemary Cross: Is this fake blood?
Max Fischer: Yes, it is.

[holding the shotgun at his hip, yelling at the target]
Ben: I said get down! You better get on the ground!!
[firing the shotgun sends him flying backwards, landing crumpled up in a bin]
James: Got a little bit of kick to it.
Ben: My stomach in my ass!
James: Oh yeah, you’re ready for the streets.

Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!

Henrietta

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Hayseed

Yeah! I'm a chicken!

'Baby' Brent

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