Popular Comedy Quotes
Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.Steve Zissou
You gonna set my country music award on fire?Rabbit
Macaulay Connor: What's this? Is it my book?
C. K. Dexter Haven: Yes.
Macaulay Connor: C. K. Dexter Haven you have unsuspected depth!
C. K. Dexter Haven: Thanks, old chap.
Macaulay Connor: But have you read it?
C. K. Dexter Haven: When I was trying to stop drinking, I read anything.
Macaulay Connor: And did you stop drinking?
C. K. Dexter Haven: Yes. Your book didn't do it though.
He's gonna marry me.Sloane
I have a boner!Fogell
You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it.Benjamin
I'm gonna nail Morelli.Stephanie Plum
I shot Santa Claus in the face. He's real, and I shot him in the face.Harold
It's freedom, baby, yeah!Austin Powers
Josh: You want to practice parking?
Cher: What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.
Sell my guitars? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?Dewey Finn
Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover, it gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.Dionne