Harry: OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.
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Lloyd: All we need to do is show a little class, a little sophistication, and we're in like a dirty shirt.
Harry: No problem, Lloyd. We can be classy and sophistic... Oh check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chi

Drunk Guy in Yugo: Are you off duty?
Nick: This isn't a cab.
Drunk Guy in Yugo: Are you off duty?
Nick: It's not a cab, my friend, I promise you.

The Führer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The Führer was BUTCH!

Franz Liebkind

See, it doesn't hurt anyone! Fuck, fuckety, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Cartman

I looked it up in the dictionary... it wasn't in there.

JB

Edward Ferrars: Your friendship has been the most important of my life.
Elinor Dashwood: You will always have it.

What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.

John Beckwith

Look out! They got a piano!

Donkey

April: Is your name really Clitz?
Klitz: Yeah, with a K.

[last lines, as the fish have managed to roll into the ocean in their plastic bags]
Deb: Yay!
Bloat: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Gill: We did it!
[long pause]
Bloat: Now what?

Store Clerk: Hey, freeze bitch!
Mike Lowrey: [as he points the gun her way, in a flash Mike and Marcus stop arguing and point their guns at his head] YOU freeze, bitch!
Store Clerk: Oh shit, I'm fucked.
Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
Marcus Burnett: And some Skittles.

Harry: What about birth control?
Erica Barry: Menopause.
Harry: [pauses] Who's the lucky boy?

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