Popular Comedy Quotes
Listen, I know what I like, and I know you know what I like, because you were trained to know what I like, but I would like to know, what do you like?Prince Akeem
[during a fight scene with a bunch of Chinese men]
James Carter: [after accidentally punching Lee] Sorry, man!
James Carter: All y'all look alike!
Drillbit Taylor: What do you teach?
English Teacher: English.
Drillbit Taylor: My native tongue.
I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido, the killer pimp.Miles
Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.Roy Walley
Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plenty more poly-blend where that came from.Nigel
The tall one? He just got fired from Kinko's.Paula
Amelia Earhart: Do you know why I became a pilot?
Larry Daley: I have no idea.
Amelia Earhart: For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?
God... let this be it.Jim
[about to ride cheetah] This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.Harold
Now, before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors, let's recite the code of the elves, shall we?Elf Teacher
[Repeated line] Uh oh!'Baby' Brent