Chas: Are you okay?
Royal: Fuck do you care?

Max Fischer: What was your major?
Rosemary Cross: I didn't have a major, but my thesis was on Latin American economic policy.
Max Fischer: Oh, that's interesting. Did you hear that they're not going to teach Latin anymore?
Rosemary Cross: This was more like Central America.

[To Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good morning... to you, and you and youuuuu.


King of Swamp Castle: Listen, Alice...
Prince Herbert: Herbert.
King of Swamp Castle: Herbert...

Karen: I'm sick.
Regina: Boo, you whore.

Pitka: I am his holyness, the Guru Pitka. My goal is to say: Gee, You are You... TM. do this thing... it's so cute I wanna kill myself.


I've seen the way women look at you, even though they know you're a priest - especially when they know actually.

Anna Riley

I gotta meet this freakin' bird!


Question. Would it surprise me to tell you that I am 1/8th Mighty Choctaw?

Corey Taft

Alien toys: Strangers! From the outside! Ooooh!
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, not this again...

You should probably go, Doctor Faggot.


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