Popular Comedy Quotes
Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.Nacho
Lloyd: What is the Soup Du Jour?
Waitress #1: It's the Soup of the Day.
Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.
Walter Sobchak: The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.
Donny: Who's in pajamas Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.
I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, "I love my best friend, Evan."Seth
Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!Darald
Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!
Cher, Dionne: A what?
Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde reading, Streissand ticket holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?
Cher: Uh-uh, no way, not even!
Murray: Yes even, he's gay!
Dionne: He does like to shop, Cher. And the boy can dress.
Back the fuck up Antonio! My dick!Barry Badrinath
[breaks up a fight] Hey! You're white, you're white! You don't fight!Ben
Todd Wolfhouse: Jim Tobleson said they called in a hostage negotiator
Landfill: Jim Tobleson's a fucking Chatty Cathy! I did my three years up at the county pen. Made some friends, went Muslim. Now I'm out, praise Allah.
You put the weed in the coconut, and light that shit up.Edmundo
Mr. Chow: Did you die?
Phil: No, but i was shot.
Mr. Chow: But did you die?
Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, who do you pick?Dale Doback