Pastor Arthur Mitchell: [to the congregation] You have to ask yourself: Would a man rob God?

Marlin: THAAAANKKK YOUUUUU SIRRRRRRR.
Dory: Wow. I wish I could speak whale.

So, now we all live together in New York. I myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.

Thurgood Jenkins

We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie!

Otto

Fletcher: Are you marrying this guy because you're mad at me?
Audrey: No - I divorced you because I was mad at you.

Martin: Whatever. I'm glad I'm not a Jew.
Ben Stone: So are we. You weren't chosen for a reason.

Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.

Grim Reaper

[holding the shotgun at his hip, yelling at the target]
Ben: I said get down! You better get on the ground!!
[firing the shotgun sends him flying backwards, landing crumpled up in a bin]
James: Got a little bit of kick to it.
Ben: My stomach in my ass!
James: Oh yeah, you’re ready for the streets.

A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens. And a man's wealth is measured by the size of his cock.

Armand

They broke my watch!

Trooper La Fong

Oooh, Behave!

Austin Powers

Pooter, you're looking quite dapper this morning.

Shelley Darlingson

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