Popular Comedy Quotes
My chest hairs are tingling! Something's wrong.Earl Devereaux
[to Tucker] We agreed I wouldn't fuck you, and you wouldn't fuck me until we got this other fuck outta the fuckin' picture!Pat Healy
You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.Napoleon Dynamite
You sunk my battleship!Grim Reaper
Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see you again.Frank Drebin
I had my window?Ted
Dark Helmet: Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!
Pamela! I no find you attractive anymore! ... Not!Borat
Jake: [Looking at stick figure drawing] Who's that?
Janey: It's my mother.
Jake: You have her eyes.
Jake: First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!
Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.
Van Wilder: Whoa, trick or treat. What's going on?
Richard: This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party.
Van Wilder: Graphic.
Well, that's the thing about life, is the surprises, the little things that sneak up on you and grab hold of you.George