Popular Comedy Quotes
Stop babbling, boy!Teddy Roosevelt
Lynn Sheridan: [to David] Go away, asshole!
Billy: [laughs] Lynn said A hole with S's!
Customer at Quick Stop: Are you even supposed to be here today?
Dante Hicks: Don't get me started.
Dad, I think Crazy Carl is right.Billy Madison
Steve's gotta go drain the sea-monster.Steve the Pirate
It would be so cool if I could breast-feed.Alan Garner
Where are all the white women at?Gunman at Fair in Final Scene
He's gonna marry me.Sloane
Vladimir Wolodarsky: Steve, one of the interns just fell down the stairs with the main tracking processor.
Steve Zissou: All right, just make sure we steal the backup.
You think you're going to create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourself!Shaun
Do you have any ideas how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?Sergio Roma
"I love how much you hate you."Kelly [to Lou]