Popular Comedy Quotes
Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower!The Thinker
I don't deserve someone like you. But If I ever could, I swear I would love you for the rest of my life.Phil
Pack it in, Frank, you silly bastard!Nicholas Angel
You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.Sidney Deane
I'd suck a fart out her asshole and hold it like a bong hit.Stu
Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
Landfill: [Interrupting] What's a ZJ?
Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: [Trying to persuade Landfill] I've got $4.
[signing letter to Sister Encarnacion] Hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss.Nacho
I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it.Elizabeth Halsey
Yeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice. But it's not exactly street legal, so keep it on the down low.Frank
Ronnie: Suck it, "Reindeer Games"!
Danny: I'm not Ben Affleck.
Ronnie: You white, then you Ben Affleck.
Wheeler: You *are* white.
Danny: That's true, I am white.
That ain't no etch-a-sketch. That's one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.Rollo
Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.Maurice