Popular Comedy Quotes
We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie!Otto
Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?Lord Farquaad
Davy Jones: I wonder, Sparrow, can you condemn a innocent man, a friend to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I can live with it
[to Doris the Bowler Hat] I am NEVER going to invent you.Lewis
Gwen: Is it true this is your seventh year at Coolidge?
Van Wilder: Carry the two, yes that's correct.
She's gonna cry tears that form "call Dusty".Tank
Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?
Aldous Snow: I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.
Hey Hal, come look at this turd! It looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.!Mauricio
No you're not hardcore! Unless you live hardcore! And the legend of the rent was way hardcore!Dewey Finn
Gas Station Employee: I'm picking up your sarcasm.
Richard Hayden: Well, I should hope so, because I'm laying it on pretty thick.
You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes. Then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike!Craig Schwartz
I bet she gives great helmet.Dark Helmet