Popular Comedy Quotes
Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?Regina George
Drillbit Taylor: Who do you guys need protection from?
Ryan: Just a highschool bully.
Mike Damone: You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.
Marie: You don't have to smile.
Dan Burns: It's better than the alternative.
You're goin' down. Chainsaw.Ash
Ben: This is odd, it never happened before.
Al: You're havin' a stroke. Good!
My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.Shelley
I love Dick!Arlene Lorenzo
They'll never catch me... because I'm fucking innocent.Dignan
Celebrities beat cancer all the time. Lance Armstrong, he keeps getting it.Kyle
Come on, Kate. It's time to put your mouth where our balls are.Peter La Fleur
Drillbit Taylor: What do you teach?
English Teacher: English.
Drillbit Taylor: My native tongue.