Popular Comedy Quotes
I caught you a delicious bass.Napoleon Dynamite
Can I have a slice of your doody?Steve Barker
Panic. It crept up my spine like first rising vibes of an acid frenzy. There I was. Alone in Las Vegas, completely twisted on drugs, no cash, no story for the magazine, and on top of everything else, a gigantic god damned hotel bill to deal with. How would Horatio Alger handle this situation?Raoul Duke
You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!Billy
Thomas: Should I wear my top up ...
[lifts top up]
Thomas: ... or down?
[pulls top down]
Thomas: Or up!
[pulls top up again]
Thomas: Or possibly... tucked in?
[tucks in top]
Smooth move, Ajax.Rudy
Incredible; that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards.Michael
SCRATCH! SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratch my C-D!Billy
David Patrick: We stoped off for ice cream.
Winston: When the fuck did we get ice cream?
Puffin: Hey Buddy wanna pick some snowberries?
Buddy: Not now Arctic Puffin!
Raoul Duke: I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife.
Dr. Gonzo: Who said anything about slicing you up, man? I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead.